Chap Stick, Chapped Lips, and Things Like Chemistry

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Chap Stick, Chapped Lips, and Things Like Chemistry
Relient K
Album	Two Lefts Don't Make a Right...but Three Do
Released	2003
Length	3:10
Label	Gotee Records
Genre	Christian rock, Pop punk, Alternative rock
Written by	Matt Thiessen
Produced by	Mark Lee Townsend, Matt Thiessen
Last single	"The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" (2002)
Next single	"Forward Motion"
Next song	"Mood Rings"

Chap Stick, Chapped Lips, and Things Like Chemistry is a song by Relient K. It is the first track on their album Two Lefts Don't Make a Right...but Three Do. It was released as the first single from the album in 2003.

Lyrics

Lyrics Verse 1: Ok, so, who doesn’t own a cell phone Who brought back their permission slip Because I know Nobody wants to stay at home While the rest of us go out and make a day of it Cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun’s outside And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the Batman ride Chorus: They’re starting something and I don’t want to begin it They’re looking for trouble, but with me it won’t be found And I regret that I’m completely out of daytime minutes And so I guess I’ll have to wait a lot till 8 o’clock comes around Verse 2: Ok, so, who doesn’t own a cell phone Well I don’t need to ask my friends Because I know mine was fastened to my jawbone Thanks to all those nights and weekends Cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun’s outside And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the Batman ride Chorus: They’re starting something and I don’t want to begin it They’re looking for trouble, but with me it won’t be found And I regret that I’m completely out of daytime minutes And so I guess I’ll have to wait a lot till 8 o’clock comes around When it comes to relationships I’m the dumbest one And I don’t mean just with girls I mean with everyone Your illustrations always point out just what’s wrong with me It’s chap stick, chapped lips, and things like chemistry It’s chap stick, chapped lips, and things like It’s chap stick, chapped lips, and things like It’s chap stick, chapped lips, and things like chemistry Can I relate to you the way you relate to me Can you help me out with my chemistry I don't want to be preceived the way I am I just want to be perceived the way i am

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